Remember this well

I know it seems like a cliche, but their truly are two sides to every story. The side you want to hear, isn't always the truth. The side you don't want to hear, isn't always false. Listen with your heart and your BRAIN!

Almost done with....

the political season. I for one enjoy this time of year. Fall leaves, football games, people lying to get re-elected. Ah, good times, good times.

I would just like to hear a politician tell the truth for once. I, Joe Bigmouth, promise to do whatever you personally want me to do. I won't do anything that you don't want me to do. If I do, than you don't know what you want me to do really, so therefore I really am doing what you want me to do, you just don't know it.